Spears, Spears, Spears... anytime I head over to the Google's news page, I see something new about poor little Britney Spears. Remember when she shaved her head and called herself the AntiChrist...? Then she looked a little shaky on MTV, and something about being an unfit mother. Well Spears has been definitely fodder for the gossip groups, and there's been plenty of spoof skits about her... however it took porn star Francois Sagat to bring Britney back to stardom and make her sexy all over again. It just might be the hottest moment in toothbrushing history yet.

Check out Francois Sagat's website while you're at it, and if you're not sure who this French muscular fur-laden nude model with the scalp tattoo might be, check out his Wiki page.